Be Prepared ~ ZOMBIESANDDOGS

Arguing or debating with a BSL 

advocate is usually pointless. It’s 

not like you are ever going to get 

them to think logically. 

It’s like logic and common sense 

just eludes them.  Pretty much- 

when you start to engage 

with these “special” individuals be 

prepared to address these issues 

that have nothing to do with 

whatever you are discussing.

Do you happen to be athletic? Lift weights? Take 

care of yourself? Well- if you do be prepared for BSL 

advocates to bring it up. “Manly“, “steroid freak“‘ 

“she hulk“, “”she man” … You get the idea, right?

Are you skinny, chubby, curvy, voluptuous, just 

have a baby or anything in between? Buckle up 

because BSL advocates will revert back to third 

grade. The pathetic part is- usually it’s a over weight 

fuzzy man pointing fingers or some toothless old 

woman lurking in the backwoods of some swamp.

If you are a woman- be prepared to be called:

1. Cunt
2. Bitch
3. Whore
4. Slut
5. Skank

Or be accused of having sex with your dog.

If you are a man, you are:
1. Dickless
2. A bitch
3. A p@ssy
4. A pervert
5. A pedophile

Or be accused of having sex with your dog.

Are you gay? Straight? Sit down because BSL advocates will throw some of the worst things your way.

They will say:

1. You are a dyke
2. Childless man hating dyke
3. A fag
4. Pedophiliac fag
5. Childless fag
6. You are going to hell
7. You are abnormal which is why you like demon dogs

And that you have sex with your 

dog.

It doesn’t matter to them- if you are poor than you are either 

ghetto thug drug dealing trash or redneck white trash. If you 

are middle class than you are a bored fur mommy who has to 

ask her husband’s permission and if you are rich- well, then 

you are the financing a terrorist groups that supports pit 

bulls. Although- it’s safe to point out that the BSL advocates 

mocking are usually 40 year old DJ’s, 40 year old bartenders 

or living off our tax dollars. Oh yes- and you have sex with 

your dog.

If you don’t go to church than you are satan’s best friend 

raising hounds of hell and training them to devour the godly 

and righteous BSL advocates. If you do go to church? Well, 

you are going to hell for harboring demon hell hounds. Oh 

yeah- don’t forget, you are having sex with your dog.

Stereotyping and racial comments are the norm for BSL 

advocates. If you are African American than you are ghetto 

hood rat trash. White? Well, your KKK white trash from the 

trailer park. Hispanic? An illegal sent here to take their jobs 

(if they ever had one to begin with.) don’t forget- you are 

having sex with your dog.

If you have kids than be ready for their verbal attack. You are 

a horrible parent. You are sacrificing your children to the pit 

bull alter. You are planning a late life abortion. You are unfit, 

selfish and neglectful. They can do SO much better- even 

though by their own negligence they caused the death of 

their  own child… But you know… Plus- you have sex with 

your dog. 

Childless?  Well then- you have no right to say anything and 

according to them you better sit down, shut up and get 

educated. Something is wrong with you, you are heartless, 

unfit, pathetic, lonely, unlovable and you have sex with your 

dog.

Just remember- if you are going to debate with a BSL 

advocate be prepared to talk about EVERYTHING but  

dog education and/or safety.