Christmas time in Foamer town!
10 days until Christmas time and even Foamers are getting in the mood!
‘Tis the time Foamers sit around their keyboards spreading hate & fear to all of mankind!
‘Tis the time Foamers sit around their keyboards spreading hate & fear to all of mankind!
Snuggled under blankets with mugs filled to the brim with booze- our favorite Foamers are gathering via the Internet singing their favorite holiday songs!
“Jingle Bells
Colleen Lynn Smells
Merritt Clifton Laid an Egg
The foamer mobile Lost a Wheel
And That darned mutant demon Satan’s hound from hell pit bull got away!”
Who doesn’t like a good classic?
“Jingle Bells
Colleen Lynn Smells
Merritt Clifton Laid an Egg
The foamer mobile Lost a Wheel
And That darned mutant demon Satan’s hound from hell pit bull got away!”
Who doesn’t like a good classic?
“We three Morons of the Foamer Land we are”
We three Morons of Foamer Land we are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded…
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded…
We two Morons of Foamer Land we are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded…
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded…
I, one king of Moron of Foamer Land I are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded…
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded…
God rest ye merry Moron’s….
Who doesn’t love these Foamer classics?
You’d better not think,
You’d better not try,
Don’t type out real facts,
I’m telling you why,
Dogsbite.org is coming to town!
You’d better not try,
Don’t type out real facts,
I’m telling you why,
Dogsbite.org is coming to town!
She’s avoiding the truth,
And checking her lies,
She’s waiting for a dog attack
To come on the news,
Dogsbite.org is coming to town!
And checking her lies,
She’s waiting for a dog attack
To come on the news,
Dogsbite.org is coming to town!
She’s checkin’ your Facebook
She’s checkin’ it twice-
She’s gonna find out what kind of dog you own!
Dogsbite.org is coming toooo toooown!
She’s checkin’ it twice-
She’s gonna find out what kind of dog you own!
Dogsbite.org is coming toooo toooown!
Last but not least- this final Yule tide holiday song is our favorite Foamer drink driving carol!
Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up
Police stop my car
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up
Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up
Police stop my car
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why the always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
There’s no open bottles in my car
That’s why the always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
There’s no open bottles in my car
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why the always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
There’s no open bottles in my car
That’s why the always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
There’s no open bottles in my car
Police road is blocked
Police road is blocked
Police road is blocked
I can smell their donuts as they smell my breath
Police road is blocked
Police road is blocked
I can smell their donuts as they smell my breath
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why the always pull me over Christmas
They’re gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts
That’s why the always pull me over Christmas
They’re gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts
Police lock me up, police lock me up
The police lock me up cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1!
The police lock me up cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1!
Happy Holiday Foamers!
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